Humor Break

A true story that happened between my pastor and his young son...

The pastor's wife is out of town, so he is watching after their young son. He's driving to church to teach when the son asks, as children do at the most inopportune times, "where do babies come from?"

(Ah, sweet child, where is your mother?)

They're almost at church, so there is no time to have the detailed discussion, but not wanting to ignore such a topic, he gives the abbreviated version.

"Well, son, mothers have eggs inside them and the father fertizes the egg and a baby develops from that."

Silence.

"So, Dad, women are full of eggs?"

"Well, sort of, yeah."

Silence.

"So, Dad, men are full of fertilizer?"